searching for a surrogate

JustinRay91 2/15/2013 8:46:58 PM Hey how are you? I'm pretty sure I can keep up :)

SouthernBell205 2/15/2013 11:41:47 PM Sorry, not interested in entering a My Two Dads situation.

JustinRay91 2/15/2013 11:44:33 PM I'm sorry what are you talking about?

JustinRay91 2/15/2013 11:48:32 PM In my pic that's my brother and my niece at her first birthday party

SouthernBell205 2/15/2013 11:49:28 PM Oh thank goodness. I thought you were just looking for a beard. Now I feel silly.

JustinRay91 2/15/2013 11:52:01 PM Oh no it's ok lol I should prolly change that to avoid confusion haha

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 12:22:35 AM No leave them up and make a stand. It's like when we post pictures with our girlfriends, no on assumes we're lesbians. But if you post a picture of yourself with another guy and a baby, I instantly assume you two are gay and that's your baby, probably from some high school friend while you were in your confused stage who agreed to be your surrogate years later. I'm ashamed of myself.

JustinRay91 2/16/2013 12:30:25 AM Nope not mine lol and you don't have to be ashamed you didn't know... Besides that I would like to get to know you.

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 12:37:20 AM Just to be clear, if you were looking for a surrogate, I wouldn't say no. Pharmacy school is expensive and being pregnant would finally get me to quit smoking crack. I mean, fingers crossed.

JustinRay91 2/16/2013 12:40:53 AM Wait what? Your telling me IF I was searching and asked you, you wouldn't say no? Also why's a pretty girl like you smoking crack?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:02:28 AM I mean I'd charge a lot of money of course. I don't rent out my uterus for free, Justin. Why do I smoke crack? Have you ever smoked crack? Why does anyone smoke crack!? It's amazing. When you're on crack, you only have to worry about getting more crack. When you're off crack, you're obliged to worry about all sorts of other nonsense like families, jobs, relationships and all the things that really don't matter when you have a sincere and honest crack habit.

JustinRay91 2/16/2013 1:06:26 AM I'm not saying I'm wanting to rent out your uterus, and no to answer your question I've never smoked cracked... Now weeds a different story I've done that

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:33:26 AM That's too bad, I could really use the money. Maybe your brother know some gay couples looking for a woman to carry their baby? Would you mind asking? We can still date, I think I'd be an attractive pregnant woman. I mean, I've been pregnant dozens of times but I've never had a kid.

JustinRay91 2/16/2013 1:34:37 AM See idk if your joking or being serious

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:36:39 AM Serious as cancer, Justin. I need some scratch and being a surrogate pays well I hear. Plus, like I said, I think it'd help me get off drugs. At least until I'm out of pharm school and can get on some good prescription stuff.

JustinRay91 2/16/2013 1:38:12 AM Ok how about this then lets meet up for drinks then and talk all this out

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:47:41 AM Ok but can I bring my ex? He's a lawyer and I just don't want to sign a contract without having someone look over it first. You can bring your lawyer too and your brother's as well. I wouldn't need visitation rights but I would like to get updates every so often on how he's doing. I'd like to name him too.