Glad he knows the nicest courthouses

toby314 2/16/2013 1:35:07 AM Where are you at school at? Stlcop?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:37:28 AM I was enrolled in stl college of pharmacy, but just recently got kicked out for stealing some of the drugs (medicine--i wish i could steal real drugs). OOPS :O

toby314 2/16/2013 1:38:01 AM Lol what we're you taking?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:42:07 AM Amphetamines mostly but it's like a candy store in there! haha Are you a pharmacist?

toby314 2/16/2013 1:43:06 AM Lol no Im a trainer at a gym down the street.

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:43:29 AM Do you train any pharmacists?

toby314 2/16/2013 1:43:47 AM Lol no.

toby314 2/16/2013 1:43:58 AM What did u take those for?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 1:55:11 AM I'd be lying if I didn't say because it feels great. But I lie pretty regularly so I'll say to stay awake and help me focus to study. Back to honesty now - when I'm tripping balls there is no way I'm studying. I'm mixing it with alcohol and dancing on bars and lately even talking my friends into cow tipping.

toby314 2/16/2013 1:56:11 AM Bajahahahahahahahha I've never done it.but you around like a damn dream girl

toby314 2/16/2013 1:57:23 AM You look like a model and like to party. You still in stl?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 2:04:07 AM No offense Toby, but if I had a cat for every time a guy told me I was his dream girl, I'd be one crazy cat lady. You should go cow tipping with some buddies and take video when the crazy farmer chases you away with a shotgun and then I'll know you can hang. When I asked if you think you can keep up with me in my profile every lame dude assumes I mean sexually. I don't. I know I'll snap off their little pecker and be left mostly unsatisfied. I've accepted that. What I meant was if you think you can hang with my raging drug and vandalism habits.

toby314 2/16/2013 2:05:31 AM Lol surprising sexually never crossed my mind. I just thought u were beautiful but nuts haha

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 2:07:38 AM A winning combination, my friend.

toby314 2/16/2013 2:08:37 AM Obviously. Does cow tipping count as vandalism? Or you going a bit more extreme?

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 2:14:30 AM Cow tipping isn't vandalism, it's just being a dick to a defenseless animal. And as much as that excites me, you're right, it isn't nearly enough. I'd bet that if we started going out we may as well plan the third date to be in the courthouse.

SouthernBell205 2/16/2013 2:14:58 AM I know most of the judges though so it's cool ;)

toby314 2/16/2013 2:15:19 AM Lol Clayton is the nicest