"I would like to apologize for approaching you for casual sex"

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 1:20:23 AM I could keep up with you little one, hit me up when you are done with boys and think you can handle a real man ;) Fashionistas usually are not my type for long term relationships, and I also doubt I am your type for a ltr... but I come with a guarantee when it comes to having fun :)

SouthernBell205 2/13/2013 1:34:56 AM So Batman, during thanksgiving you couldn't find anyone nearby to hold the camera for you?

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 1:39:01 AM I had the ex wife and her whole family there at their place in KY. It was an impromptu pic as I was getting the camera... since I was taking pictures and all ;)

SouthernBell205 2/13/2013 1:42:31 AM ex? what happened? pee pee wasn't big enough??

SouthernBell205 2/13/2013 1:42:50 AM something had to go wrong in the love making department.

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 1:53:27 AM Haha, you're funny and spunky. I like that. Actually I am the greatest lover any of my lovers have ever had, and when I am committed to someone... they are the center of the universe. The ex dorked things up, she regrets it every day and I just got an email professing her undying love for me and it fucking kills me. You were a distraction to ease that pain. You are doing a good job, keep it coming :)

SouthernBell205 2/13/2013 1:55:51 AM Your third email and you bring up the ex? For shame.

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 1:57:36 AM I break all rules. They do not apply to me, or my pee pee.

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 2:09:14 AM My name is Eric btw Have you ever thought of acting? :)

SouthernBell205 2/13/2013 2:13:31 AM Oh God here comes the "you should totally do porn... no no this is tasteful" lol Ok but only if you promise to dress in your hobo outfit.

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 2:35:38 AM LOL Actually my last films have won awards and 1 just missed out at Sundance making it to the final round of selection. And my current one is playing later next month with an orchestra scoring the music live at the IU cinema. My good friend and I are making something over this semester. There is a role I think you might be perfect for playing as a hotel receptionist. Only a few lines, but a fun part. Would you like to audition for the part? No, sex is totally not involved or required. Neither is nudity.

Iamthebatman420 2/13/2013 9:00:42 PM I would like to apologize for approaching you for casual sex. You are clearly a good Southern girl. I really am in a lot of pain at the moment and it is amplified by V-Day tomorrow. I am about to leave for California next month, if you ever thought it would be cool to be in a GOOD student film and see yourself on the big screen, just let me know and I will put you in touch with the most talented people at IU. It is the least I can do for insulting your Southern Bell honor. Anyway, best of luck in all of your endeavors.